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	<title>Comments on: Two Trains Equation Solved In Sleeper, MO</title>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At first, sheriff&#039;s deputies wondered why no crew members were available to be interviewed immediately following the accident.  There was a rumor that the train crews were in St Louis, operating the trains by remote control without a &quot;dead man&#039;s switch&quot; to stop the trains if they fell asleep at the console.  However, that turned out to be untrue.  The crews were finally found in Sleeper, guarding the beer as required by their work rules.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At first, sheriff&#8217;s deputies wondered why no crew members were available to be interviewed immediately following the accident.  There was a rumor that the train crews were in St Louis, operating the trains by remote control without a &#8220;dead man&#8217;s switch&#8221; to stop the trains if they fell asleep at the console.  However, that turned out to be untrue.  The crews were finally found in Sleeper, guarding the beer as required by their work rules.</p>
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		<title>By: The Satillite Cafe and John Glenn&#8217;s First Orbit of the Earth &#171; Quinta Scott&#8217;s Along Route 66 weblog</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Satillite Cafe and John Glenn&#8217;s First Orbit of the Earth &#171; Quinta Scott&#8217;s Along Route 66 weblog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] recently two trains on the BNSF collided in Sleeper. Read the article. It&#8217;s very funny. Like this:LikeBe the first to like [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] recently two trains on the BNSF collided in Sleeper. Read the article. It&#8217;s very funny. Like this:LikeBe the first to like [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>is the plural for hobos; hobies,heebies, hobi,hooboo?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is the plural for hobos; hobies,heebies, hobi,hooboo?</p>
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