Villages at Wicklow Welcome Madmartigan

Famous swordsman plans to move into Nixa community of honored friend

Nixa, MO—According to his agent, the boastful mercenary swordsman Madmartigan, has purchased a house in the Nixa community known as the Villages at Wicklow. Madmartigan plans to move into the new home with his wife Sorsha and adopted daughter Elora before years’ end.

The Ozarks have been home to several famous people, however this is the most recent example of people with fame looking for a nice place to settle with their families. The Villages at Wicklow is a is a multi-phase, master-planned community located on CC Highway at Old Castle Road in northeast Nixa, with easy access to Springfield.

Yesterday, Madmartigan issued a statement saying, “I am so happy to be moving into the housing community named after my good friend Willow Ufgood of the Nelwyns. It is refreshing in this day and age that a farmer and amateur magician’s efforts are recognized by the good people of Nixa. I am proud to have finally found a place that I can call home for many years to come.”

Jeremy Peck, a reporter in attendance, corrected Madmartigan saying, “it isn’t Willow, it’s Wick-low. W-w-i-c-k-l-o-w! You i-i-i-i-d-iot!” Upon hearing the correction Madmartigan screamed, “No, Willow! I pray the evil queen Bavorda cast a spell on these people to turn them into a town of brushtail possums! Look at these people! This place is cursed, Peck. It’s falling apart. Open your eyes. When I get out of here, I’m gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!”

Sorsha exclaimed, “You lied to me” then promptly kicked Madmartigan in the face.
“Oh sure and I suppose you never give blackroot to a baby… well my mother raised me on blackroot. It’s good for you. It puts hair on your chest!” he retorted.

After several moments of awkward silence Madmartigan motioned to a cameraman saying, “Hey, Mumbo. Jumbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.” At last report the Madmartigan home in the Villages at Wicklow remains empty and it has been listed on the Murney website for sale.

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