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	<title>Comments on: Show Us Your Teats: Milk Farm Busted</title>
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		<title>By: OldNokomis</title>
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		<description>Everyone knows that milk is THE gateway drug.  99.9% of drug abusers, users and addicts started on the white stuff.  

Now they (sic) came along and thought, &#039;huh, we could give the cows some growth hormones that will cause them to yield two to three times as much milk and WHEN all that EXTRA milking irritation causes infection in their udders, we&#039;ll load them up with antibiotics that, along with the growth hormone, will be transmitted to the consumers, then all these would be drug users can grow their own teets by the time they are 8 and have new babies to care for by the time they are 12, become resistent to common antibiotics, and won&#039;t have either the time or life span (same as the cows) for all those other recreational drugs that &#039;raw&#039; milk causes them to want to take, and even though the milk industry is one of the most highly government subsidized in the country, we&#039;ll make a freaking killing.  With all that cash we can buy legislation to outlaw any kind of milk but our kind of milk.  We&#039;ll criminalize anyone who opposes us and scare the bejeezuz out of everyone else about how dangerous &#039;raw&#039; milk is to their health, and liberty.  We are effing geniuses.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone knows that milk is THE gateway drug.  99.9% of drug abusers, users and addicts started on the white stuff.  </p>
<p>Now they (sic) came along and thought, &#8216;huh, we could give the cows some growth hormones that will cause them to yield two to three times as much milk and WHEN all that EXTRA milking irritation causes infection in their udders, we&#8217;ll load them up with antibiotics that, along with the growth hormone, will be transmitted to the consumers, then all these would be drug users can grow their own teets by the time they are 8 and have new babies to care for by the time they are 12, become resistent to common antibiotics, and won&#8217;t have either the time or life span (same as the cows) for all those other recreational drugs that &#8216;raw&#8217; milk causes them to want to take, and even though the milk industry is one of the most highly government subsidized in the country, we&#8217;ll make a freaking killing.  With all that cash we can buy legislation to outlaw any kind of milk but our kind of milk.  We&#8217;ll criminalize anyone who opposes us and scare the bejeezuz out of everyone else about how dangerous &#8216;raw&#8217; milk is to their health, and liberty.  We are effing geniuses.&#8221;</p>
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