http://www.faircitynews.com/2010/03/31/wal-mart-replaces-greeters-with-chimpanzees/ Local. Satire. News. Springfield, Missouri comedic voice on local news events Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:07:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.faircitynews.com/2010/03/31/wal-mart-replaces-greeters-with-chimpanzees/comment-page-1/#comment-4274 Dan'l Newell Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:54:43 +0000 http://www.faircitynews.com/?p=1434#comment-4274 I love the line "said one elderly greeter who could not remember her name..." The entire last paragraph is very strong. I love the line “said one elderly greeter who could not remember her name…” The entire last paragraph is very strong.

]]> http://www.faircitynews.com/2010/03/31/wal-mart-replaces-greeters-with-chimpanzees/comment-page-1/#comment-4260 Allen Marsh Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:53:16 +0000 http://www.faircitynews.com/?p=1434#comment-4260 Well, there go my post-retirement employment plans... Well, there go my post-retirement employment plans…

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