Auto Magic Turns Subaru into Mercedes
FairCityNews.com | Jun 24, 2010 | Comments 0
A magical automotive experience is witnessed
Springfield, MO—A car wash customer has witnessed a modern-day miracle at a local wash-rinse-and-go business. Luell Johnagain drove his 1989 Subaru GL AWD Turbo Wagon and drove off with a Mercedes V10 Quad Turbo with a body made of white gold. All who witnessed the automotive magic were stunned and left in utter disbelief.
According to the Auto Magic website, four full service options for customers to choose from. None included a vehicular transformation upgrade. “I was feeling frisky so I chose the Works Plus package with Total Body Protectant. I drove my car into the entrance and let the workers scrub it down and run it through the wash. When it came out I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Johnagain.
Customers who were watching the cars move through the automatic washing line reported a bright flash around the time Johnagain’s Subaru reached the Triple Foam Conditioning section of the process. “There was a huge flash of light, then a loud booming noise. By the time I could regain my wits the car was gone and onto the next piece of equipment…only it was a totally different car!” said Kelley Magistrate, who was browsing for a birthday card near the checkout counter.
“I can’t explain it. Maybe it was a parallel universe phenomenon or something. Only think I know is that when I sat in the car, my keychain was attached to the key in the ignition. I mean really, how does that happen? I’ll tell you: Auto magic,” gasped Johnagain. “Maybe I was the millionth customer…I don’t know.”
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