Lunar Eclipse Gives Eclips Salon Boost

Special mullet in the moon gives salon extra attention

Springfield, MO—Recently, local hair studio Eclips has seen a huge surge of interest given the lunar Eclipse occurring this week. The hair-cuttery has even fielded requests for a special lunar deal.  The strange coincidence between the similar names has given new attention to the salon.

“I think if we bring in a picture of the lunar eclipse we should get 10% off a cut,” said Newt Yolander, a man with a meticulously manicured male-mullet. “Heck, I’d even come in during the lunar eclipse at 2 am to get a discounted hair cut if Eclips was open,” mused Yolander.

Located at 5133 South Campbell Avenue Suite 206, Eclips has considered hiring security to watch their salon given the strange surroundings. “I heard that the Nixa Hellhound comes out under a full moon. Who knows what the Hellhound would do under a full red-copper moon? Maybe the Nixa Hellhound would want a haircut? Eclips is located near Nixa so you never know!” said Nimmers Johnson, a local cryptozoologist and ghost hunter.

Cross-town owners of Summer Solstice Tanning and Hair Salon said, “we will have our day soon, when the Solar Eclipse comes our way we will be the beneficiary of the strange cosmic free advertising.”

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