We Are Free but We Are Fat

We are the fattest nation in the world…free, happy and proud…but fat.  We

actually have shows about it.  These shows, in a way, glorify the “big people.”

These shows take a bunch of fatties that have obviously been “living large” and now

are crying about it…all the while, the skinny [bitchy] little trainers get off on

pushing Plumpy McPlumperton to the limit…now that is entertainment.  Sure some of

it is heredity but somewhere along the way someone ate one too many Krispy Creme

Donuts.  Hey, I am not in “tip top” condition, however, I do have some self control.

I try to eat cashew chicken only once a week and I usually split the pack of Little

Debbie snack cakes…if it has two cakes and I have a wing man.  Let’s face it, with

every generation comes the one or two unnecessary pounds that puts our great nation

on the verge of considerable obesity.  I suppose, however, what makes us great is

our ability to overlook such iniquities through self justification…somehow through

all the ugliness someone made fat into phat, which actually means good…not just

good, but great.  Here is your motivational moment…skip the new years resolution

to lose weight, go to the big and tall shop and be done with it…big is in.  Oh

yeah, California is out…they are banning Happy Meals…traitors.

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go.

Mr. Mike McMichaelson

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