Husbands Realize Valentine’s Day Was Yesterday

Forgetful Springfield man earns woman's scorn...again

Springfield, MO- A collective groan was heard all over Springfield yesterday when hundreds of Ozark area husbands realized that they forgot Valentine’s day. Although the February 14th holidays falls on the same date every year (February 14th) many husbands were befuddled by the fact it was a Monday.

“I knew something was up when she gave my icy glares and sighs,” said Chance Carter, a local husband. “But, it was a Monday so I had a thousand things on my mind, mostly I hate Mondays.”

“I just thought it was her time of the month, you know when “Grey’s Anatomy has a repeat. I guess I screwed up. That’s fine I can make it up on her birthday…which is February 15. Oh shi-,” explained Ron Shoe, another forgetful husband, as he dashed to the nearest Wal-Greens.

Many florist, jewelers, and candy store owners were not surprised with the husbands’ mistakes. They plan to see a spike in sales over the next two days. Salesmen at the JC Penny Home Store also expect a spike in sheets that fit perfectly over a couch and extra pillows.

The wives of the husbands have been plotting their revenge for the forgotten holiday. The revenges include: accidentally putting a red sock in the whites, burning the meatloaves, and flirting with Greg (the cute, single guy at work).

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