Giant Cock Erected in Branson

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Branson, MO-A giant white cock-a-doodle-doo has landed on Highway 76 in Branson at the Great American Steak & Chicken House which opened on Tuesday.  Visitors who heard about the 43-foot tall structure wondered if it was indeed a colossus poultry or a monument to the male reproductive organ.

“I heard it was a giant wiener, which I don’t think represents the area in the best light,” said Huey Longhorn, a Branson native, “I think the bird-brained idea has merit, but only if people recognize it as what it was intended to be – not a big dong.”

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The word-of-mouth excitement generated is starting to pay off. “I’d like to see a 43-foot pecker,” said Norah Jenkins, “I always come to Branson expecting something bigger and better and this year it has really paid off – my relatives in New Jersey will never believe that I touched the base of this giant cock. So I had my picture taken at the base.”

Officials have yet to sanction a ribbon-cutting ceremony citing a lack of ribbon to surround the giant piece; however the cock is expected to be encircled with a ceremonial early next month.