FCN Missed Connections

 

Making the connection with FCN

Springfield, MO – According to Craigslist findings, the follow missed connections are now reported:

“You were wearing black clothin’ with black eyeliner, and a dog chain necklace that highlighted your fishnet gloves on the square Friday night.” – Goth Lovah

“Chocolate Andy’s custard was on your chin, I reached to wipe it off but you were gone.” – The Chocolate Wiper

“While feeding giraffes at Dickerson Park Zoo, your strong hands allowed only a few pellets of feed to be consumed by each animal” – Hungry Tigress

“You was in isle 11 of Walmarts pickin’ up Cheetos, wearin’ house slippers and a Mumu, hair all done up in curlers” – Cheesy Fingers

“As I followed you in my truck, you applied make-up, spoke on your phone and read a book before failing to signal as you turned left across Glenstone.” – Heart Wrecked

“Catching a throwed roll with your left hand at Lambert’s, and you caught my eye. I was seated behind you under the Rebel Flag” – Rollin’ Girl

“At the Ozark’s Empire Fair your spit tobacco near my foot. Your blonde hair narrowly escaped your spittle. I saved your brown saliva for you.”  -  Man seeking Chewing Girl

“At Golden Corral you held your plate in front of you near the ribs buffet, then gave me a wink when it was my turn at the trough.” – Rib Eater

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