SOLO to Open Huge Frozen Yogurt Company

Solo F'n Yo Company spewing frozen yogurt

Springfield, MO – Peachwave, Fro Yo, Orange Leaf, Andy’s, and other frozen dessert companies, this is your warning: Solo Cup has announced that they will soon be serving the largest frozen yogurt in the Ozarks. Solo Cup, a plant that has been dormant for several years, has recently made plans to serve the creamy goodness in bulk, projecting the blend from the giant cup’s straw in front of the building.

“For years now, we’ve tried to find a perfect tenant for the 1.35 million square feet structure. With the frozen yogurt craze
in full force, we feel that this trend will push well into the future,” said developer Oren Pistuk. The search ended when investors realized that they could manufacture, distribute and successfully sell mass quantities of the yummy goodness and project it from the existing cup and straw.

Project backers claim that the overall business plan seemed shaky at first glance, until the attention turned to the unique distribution plan. “The straw was a big draw for us,” said angle investor Gary Truckem, “the ability to produce in mass quantity only as important as getting the product to market. The giant straw will spew frozen yogurt into nearby tankers, waiting train cars, local delivery vehicles and into the buckets of any patrons wishing to take home a 5-gallon bucket for their family.”

Reports indicate that the new company name is expected to be “Solo Cup F’n Yo” however sources have yet to confirm that information. The giant straw is scheduled to begin projecting yogurt in early spring.

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