No Pants Elevator Ride at Hammons Tower Today

Local business man prepared for no pants elevator day

Springfield, MO – The annual “no-pants elevator” event at Hammons Tower is scheduled to take place today to align with the NYC No Pants Subway ride coordinated by Improv Everywhere. The Ozarks do not have a subway system so the elevator ride up to the top of a large building is the best big city substitute available. Businessmen to college students have been planning to participate for several months now.

“I’ve made a lot of big meetings, I mean big meetings with clients for today. I can’t wait to show up in my underwear so I can say ‘what? You mean you didn’t know this was no-pants elevator day?’” said tax attorney Jon Santomizzer, “It is going to be great!”

Hammons Tower security are hesitant to see all the elevator riders but understand the thrill of the ride. “Last year a man showed up with a talking tickle-me-elmo attached to his boxer’s crotch area. It was pretty funny to make it chuckle,” said security guard Norm Kittlesbuerg.

College students, from Missouri State, Drury and Evangel to name a few, flock to the event so they can feel a common bond with others across the county. “It is really hard to find a cause that binds Americans together, but no pants in public is something we really identify with. People our age and older come together to shun normal dress code in order to express ourselves,” said Robyn Polianti, while crowding into a stuffed elevator while wearing neon glow boy cut underwear.

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