Apple Tent Opens at Target

Apple Tent to open this Spring at Target

Springfield, MO – Reports of an Apple Store coming to the Ozarks are being held under tarp and rope in the Target parking lot at Primrose & Glenstone. Local shoppers are excitedly anticipating the tent flaps to fly open and Macbook Airs to fly out at discounted prices.

Jerry Donwhat said, “Man, I just know that they are building iPads under that tent right now! I can’t wait for the Apple Tent to open – so retro cool!” Target pioneered the concept of offering designer items at affordable prices in 1999 with the launch of Michael Graves home accessories. “A cheap chic computer mantra is obviously the next step in merchandising to the masses,” said Kerry Yulandersheild, a Target representative.

“The Apple Tent concept is an approachable way to merchandise highly sophisticated computers to an everyday crowd. Most folks see a tent and say, ‘Hey, I can afford whatever is inside that, let’s go buy something I can afford’ which is exactly what we are banking on,” said Yulandershield. News of the Apple Tent opening sent Apple and Target shares soaring.

“I really think that it is a full circle approach to computing. Apple started in a garage and now they are being offered from an un-airconditioned tent. Maybe circle is too strong a word…distorted oval might better apply,” claims Steven Hovenshiver, a professor of Economics at Missouri State University.

High hopes aside, claims are surfacing that the Apple Tent is nothing more than a collection of stolen and broken machines refurbished to schlep upon unsuspecting Apple fan boys who fall asleep at night under the cold screen glare of an imposing monster machine race readying itself to take over the world.

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