Silver Dollar City’s World-Fest Block North Korea and Iran Events

Nono Koko or Irano

Branson, Missouri- With World Fest just weeks away Silver Dollar City is getting ready for the huge festival celebrating multi-culturism. But, officials of the festival have some limits to embracing other cultures, especially when it comes to Iran and North Korea.
“Don’t get us wrong, we want to welcome all cultures. But, there are some limits. Especially when we have a South Korea and Israel participants” says event coordinator Stacy Roberts.

The countries say they can bring a lot to the table when it comes to crafts and events. The “crafts” that the countries want to showcase are: plutonium enriching, hand made gallows play set , make your own propaganda, and “Death to America” wood carvings. They also have for sale paintings of Iranican scenes (oppose to Americana), beautiful Iran sandscapes (oppose to landscapes) and pictures of Iranian mascot (a scorpion with a head of asp) simultaneous goring Captain America, Uncle Sam, and FDR while pooping on Old Faith and urinating on Mount Rushmore.

The countries also wanted to participate in performances. North Korea has several public execution methods they would love to show that would bring “the pageantry and power” of capital punishment. Iran had plans to show a traditional dance on top of a burning American fly. Also the countries want to performance their musical “Axis of Awesome: Evil and Lovin’ It”, with Libya standing in for Iraq.“Yeah, we aren’t going to let them do any of that,” comments Stacy Roberts. “I mean. Come on.”

The counties decry the exclusion from the festival, saying: “Who are the real monsters? The countries who simply rule with an iron fist through torture and death, or the country that refuses us to participate in an amusement park festival?” To which Silver Dollar City responded: “Are you…are you kidding me?”

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