Pork ‘n Lines to Replace Rock ‘n Ribs

Long line of people waiting to eat pork products, which may include ribs, but not necessarily

Springfield, MO – In order to better define what the Rock n’ Ribs visitor experience is officials have renamed the local benefit for the 2013 event to Pork n’ Lines.  According to people who went to the event, no ribs were actually served and the lines and lines of people were long enough to be a defining moment in anyone’s life.

“Crowds of people who expect to eat ribs is what this country was founded on. If we can’t offer cooked bone-in rib meat to people in an orderly and quick fashion for charity, then we should rename the event to something that is achievable,” said Timothy Ukiomwere, a recent visitor.

The lines in the name Pork ‘n Lines, is meant to not only represent the lines of people waiting to eat pulled pork but also the lines of traffic into and out of the event. Pork is meant to symbolize the pig meat consumed for charity.

The 2013 Pork ‘n Lines is currently seeking sponsors and has lined up special events for corporate sponsorship including “Waiting in Line”, “Eating Pork Contest” and “Waiting to Execute a Left Hand Turn”. Interested parties should contact the office directly where they will be placed on hold and accommodated by listening to an audible reading of William Shatner ‘s interpretive “Three Little Pigs”.

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