Scooby Doo and “McGruff The Crime Dog” Debate Marijuana

Dogs bluntly debate dope

Springfield, MO- With a spirited debate taking place in City Hall about the marijuana, Springfield may be next to get the “munchies”. Because of the new discrimination law being addressed the Ozarks may be feel a public debate will help the public see both sides of the issues. The debate will be between two famous Anthropomorphism canines: Scooby Doo and McGruff, The Crime Dog.

The two dogs could not be any different: one was a creation of 1960’s teen counter-culture and the other was a creation 1980’s up-tight yuppie culture. But, they are both set to verbally spar over the hot topic of marijuana.

“Re reed to rocus on the real bad guys,” said Scooby in the opening remarks. “Rike reople ressed rup rike ronsters so they can get away with it [various crimes] if rasn‘t for meddling kids.” Scooby later stated that marijuana has numerous benefits such as: increased giggling, goes great with Scooby snacks, when you run you sound like bongo’s, and accidentally solving crimes.

McGruff the Crime Dog had a very different view point. “I am going to take a bite out of your ******** *** you stoner mutt,” said McGruff the hardboiled, trench coat-wearing bloodhound as he slammed Scooby against the wall. “Now you tell me where that pot smoking hippie friend of yours is or I will shove Scooby snacks where the sun don’t shine.”

After numerous security guards armed with hoses pulled the dogs apart the debate continued.
McGruff used the tactic of only addressing the audience, and Scooby countered with looking really frightened and jumping in the arms of the moderator. The audience later stated that they both had excellent points, but that may be over exaggerated since half the audience was high. The debate was cut short though when Scooby’s gang came bursting in telling about strange occurrences at the old Albino farm.

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