Hurricane Sandy Expected to Merge with Ozarks Tornado, setting off New Madrid Fault Line

Hurri-nado-quake a’coming!

Springfield, MO – Local weather experts are fearful that hurricane Sandy will turn its sights onto the Midwest after it destroys the Eastern Coast of the United States. After already merging with a nor’easter and clashing into Arctic winds, Sandy is growing stronger each day.

“This storm has an appetite that cannot be contained. If the current projections hold true, Sandy could grow big enough to threaten the Ozarks, especially if it decides to merge with a tornado. If that were to happen snownado and firenados could be possible – Sandy has already produced record amounts of snow fall in Virginia and Tennessee,” said weatherman Lars Tinsley.

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“Sandy is going to be bored thumping New Englanders and New Yorkers who are in the dark, without electricity,” said Nate Belgian, “I think she will head straight to us. We should work on building a giant fence now on the East side of the Mississippi to prevent her rage.”

Meteorologists agree that a 4 mile tall concrete barrier would help subdue the powerful storm. The meteorologists also decided that they should start naming tornadoes in the Ozarks because hey,  why should hurricanes be the only storms that get cool nomenclature?