Clown vs King in SGF

Clown vs. King in SGF

Today the McCheese administration was accused by Ronald McDonald of treason for selling McRibs to Burger King.  Next week, BK debuts a new rib sandwich which is described as a carbon copy of the McRib, leading to the accusations of treason.  Ronald stated to FCN, “We thought we had the lock on Mystery Meat, and that [sanatized] mayor sells us out AGAIN. “

McCheese contends, “This is why we only offer the McRib once a year.  We can’t get that much American mystery meat.  We suspect the King called into its UK division to find it.  I’d never sell out McDonalds on the McRib, why the heck else would I send those loyal Occupy McDonalds fans to Berlin to indulge? ‘  If I was going sell out the mystery meat, I’d sell it to Taco Bell, but BK, really?  The King is creepy. ”

The Burger King responded, “That Occupy crowd made a good case for getting that sandwich on our menu.  Besides, we got a good deal on Mystery Meat.  We also have 100+  flavors of Coke for everyone, so bring ‘em on.  ”

We contacted a manager at the Cherry St. McDonalds where the occupy crowd had been loitering non-stop since they got back from Berlin who could only say, “Now the Occupy crowd can go annoy the manager at BK.  Maybe McCheese isn’t as corrupt as they say.  Now I can actually clean the lobby at night without getting BBQ sauce thrown at me.”

Occupy McDonalds Spokesman Greg stated, “Hot Damn, we’re getting the BK Rib next week, hopefully that dorky manager in the TV ads will comp us a few times.  We’ll leave poor Jim alone at McD’s now until the McRib returns.”