Motivational Topic: Shopping

Holy Crap!  This was quite an experience.  Used to, I went to JC Penny and got it all.  Now, all this shopping has turned into a sick twisted carnival of really thin, pushy sales people, low lighting, heavy cologne and extremely loud dance music…frankly, I don’t like it.

First store…The Buckle.

From the outside looking in, it looks like a regular store but all you have to do is pass over the threshold and the sales people attack you like a pack of hyenas feasting on that baby zebra that strayed from the heard.  Honestly, for a few minutes, you feel special…kind of like Julia Roberts from Pretty Women…but after a few minutes, you simply want out.  I appreciate the customer service but what they do here is more like being mugged only by really cool people with really shiny beads and jewels on their back pockets.  Spent $300 and they forced us to sign up for some rewards program…I will never go back.

Second store…Abercrombie and Fitch.

Ok…this one makes you crazy.  If the strong smell of cologne doesn’t make you faint, the loud dance music will.  I literally couldn’t concentrate in this place.  I really felt like they were doing something illegal in there but simply didn’t take the time to figure it out.  As far as I could tell, the clothes were smaller than I remember but the prices were a lot higher.  Spent $89…felt a little horny when I left so might go back.

Third store…Coach.

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Fourth store…Bachrach.

This store was about my speed.  No customers and one middle-aged, somewhat portly employee.  The clothes were reasonably priced and, while not super hip, probably just about right for me.  I think I bought a two tone leather trench coat from this store back in high school so it was like coming home.  Spent $169 and probably will go back…me and the clerk might start hanging out.

Motivation…hmmm…at my age it actually takes motivation to go shopping and after today, it will take a lot to get me to go back “out there.”  It seems so complicated now.  If I were you, I would grab a glass of wine, pop the ear buds in and do it online.

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go.

Mr. Mike McMichaelson