Plane Crashing Into Meteor Landing on Meth House Creates Loud Booms

Plane-meteorite-meth collision makes noise

Springfield, MO – Thousands of citizens experienced a very rare noise last night as a military plane broke the sound barrier and immediately collided with a meteorite entering Earth’s atmosphere, then both landed atop a well-known meth house causing a secondary explosion.

“I heard it at my pappy’s house down in Nixa, never thought I’d believe aliens were coming for our DNA until I heard those 2 noises. Now I am a believer…come and get me superior life forms, I am ready!” said Janet Yolitho of Springfield.
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Most witnesses to the sound assumed that a logical explanation would relieve any fear or dismay they had originally experienced. “The noise shook my house, knocking photographs off of my wall. I trust that the government will let me know exactly what happened and will pay for any damage caused,” said Noel Ploktrop of northwest Springfield.

Scientist Howard Blitherton said that these events are not rare in and of themselves but the combination of these occurrences is reason deem it strange. He claims that records do not indicate any such activity since the beginning of flight, or the production of meth in homes.