Man on Square Relays Wisdom to Anyone Willing to Listen

Pendergrass dishes knowledge to needy officers

Springfield, MO – Local man Olaf Pendergrass has been dispensing nuggets of knowledge to anyone willing to listen as they pass through the square each afternoon from 3-5 pm. The jewels of wisdom vary from common factoids to introspective riddles.

“The first time I saw Pendergrass, he looked at me and said, ‘Tardy fish eat those who smile’. Which was really insightful…I took those words to heart,” said Wes Silpolopse. Most of Pendergrass’ comments are G rated but come off as something more sinister.

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Frequent visitors to the square have a certain affection for “Ol’ Olaf” as they call him. Most are reliant upon his grand gestures as daily inspiration. “If I had to go one day without hearing ‘Fear is the corn syrup of yesterday’ then I just couldn’t make it through summer school,” claimed Norton Parentoff.

Pendergrass is to be featured at the next local TED Talk on MSU campus where he is expected to relay life changing information such as “Stunning penguins make great architects,” “Sandwiches are better grilled,” and “Road construction is poetry electrocuted”.