Clif Smart to Twerk @ MSU Blackout

Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union

Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union

Springfield, MO – After crowd surfing at the newly renovated Plaster Stadium, Clif Smart has vowed to twerk during Saturday’s 6:00 pm Bears home opener vs. North Dakota if the new student section is packed out for Saturday night’s “Blackout”.

Smart set the stage by crowd surfing earlier this week and claimed to raise the stakes if the students come out to support the MSU football team. “Obviously the only place to go after crowd surfing is twerking,” said sophomore Jamie Lake, of Kirksville, MO, “that’s something I’ve got to see!”

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Skeptics aren’t sold on the idea of twerking. “I would hope that he would avoid the twerk and go directly to ‘What does the fox say’ dance moves on Saturday night. While a bit more timid, the fox dance is much more acceptable to our donor base. Sponsors don’t want to see a twerking man shaking his ass on the grid iron. Maybe we should start a campaign to bid for or against the dance moves…” said booster and athletic supporter Nathan Miggleston.

Regardless, many expect the Smart-Twerk to occur as Smart has been seen practicing the dance moves in the basement of the Student Union. See for yourself this weekend.

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