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		<title>Dr. Brad Bradshaw Adds “Ninja” To Ever Expanding Title</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Springfield, MO—Dr. Brad Bradshaw can now claim to be a licensed physician, surgeon, lawyer and ninja. Dr. Bradshaw graduated from medical school, possesses surgical training, specialized training in Internal Medicine and Psychiatry and has received certification in Clinical Obstetrics from Harvard Medical School. However, his newest accolade bestows legendary abilities including invisibility, walking on water, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_902" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://faircitynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bradshaw-Ninja-3.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-902" title="Bradshaw Ninja" src="http://faircitynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bradshaw-Ninja-3-150x150.png" alt="Dr. Brad Bradshaw now a ninja" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Dr. Brad Bradshaw now a ninja</p></div>
<p>Springfield, MO—Dr. Brad Bradshaw can now claim to be a licensed physician, surgeon, <a class="zem_slink" title="Lawyer" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawyer">lawyer</a> and ninja. Dr. Bradshaw graduated from medical school, possesses surgical training, specialized training in <a class="zem_slink" title="Internal medicine" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_medicine">Internal Medicine</a> and Psychiatry and has received certification in <a class="zem_slink" title="Medicine" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine">Clinical</a> Obstetrics from <a class="zem_slink" title="Harvard Medical School" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.335743,-71.105138&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=42.335743,-71.105138%20%28Harvard%20Medical%20School%29&amp;t=h">Harvard Medical School</a>. However, his newest accolade bestows legendary abilities including invisibility, <a class="zem_slink" title="Walking on water" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_on_water">walking on water</a>, and control over natural elements.</p>
<p>“I’m a man of various interests and want to continually challenge myself with new opportunities. I really enjoy collecting certificates and found that the most rewarding path to take at this time in my life was that of the ninja.”</p>
<p>Sources for Bradshaw indicate that his ninja services will be offered to clients seeking a covert agent or mercenary specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The benefits of <a class="zem_slink" title="Espionage" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espionage">espionage</a>, sabotage, and infiltration, have proven effective tools in the courtroom as well as the occasional assassination assignment.</p>
<p>“I was recently asked to put down a rebel coup in a <a class="zem_slink" title="Third World" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World">third world country</a> by myself, relying only on my newly acquired ninja skills. Fortunately, I squelched the uprising without causing any harm to the rebels,” said Bradshaw.</p>
<p>Bradshaw also displays stealthy skills in the courtroom. Last week he reportedly gave a <a class="zem_slink" title="Closing argument" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closing_argument">closing argument</a> by effortlessly explaining a <a class="zem_slink" title="Surgery" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery">surgical procedure</a> near the judge’s bench, then smashed a smoke bomb and mysteriously re-appeared next to the jurors to deliver the final line of his argument. The jurors were so impressed with the theatrics that they found in his favor during deliberation.</p>
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