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		<title>Hooligan Attacks Soccer Field With Truck</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Springfield, MO—A hooligan motorist was arrested Tuesday at the Cooper Family Soccerplex after launching his pickup truck through a fence, shredding two soccer fields and ramming the truck repeatedly into a concession stand. Witnesses told Springfield police the suspect got out of the truck, walked to the Killian Sports Complex and verbally abused several people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__cwZ-B43n6Q/Sjmqw3XRlAI/AAAAAAAAAOA/d78LN8v79Cc/s1600-h/Hooligan+Caption.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 157px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__cwZ-B43n6Q/Sjmqw3XRlAI/AAAAAAAAAOA/d78LN8v79Cc/s320/Hooligan+Caption.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348493788951188482" border="0" /></a><br />Springfield, MO—A hooligan motorist was arrested Tuesday at the Cooper Family Soccerplex after launching his <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_truck" title="Pickup truck" rel="wikipedia">pickup truck</a> through a fence, shredding two soccer fields and ramming the truck repeatedly into a concession stand.</p>
<p>Witnesses told Springfield police the suspect got out of the truck, walked to the Killian Sports Complex and verbally abused several people leaving softball games at the complex with a “bad English <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_accents_of_English" title="Regional accents of English" rel="wikipedia">accent</a>”.</p>
<p>Lake Country Executive Director Kelly Ross said <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooliganism" title="Hooliganism" rel="wikipedia">hooliganism</a> refers to unruly and destructive behaviour, singing songs with a <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_English" title="British English" rel="wikipedia">British accent</a> and spelling words with an extra “u” among other rowdy behaviour and vandalism, often under the influence of alcohol or drugs.</p>
<p>“He said, ‘why downt chu go bite a red roofer, ya yank’ which made no sense to me,” said Lou Dibbles, catcher for The Touchables softball team.</p>
<p>Police, aided by a <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_dog" title="Police dog" rel="wikipedia">police dog</a> and a Springfield-<a class="zem_slink" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=37.26,-93.34&amp;spn=1.0,1.0&amp;q=37.26,-93.34%20%28Greene%20County%2C%20Missouri%29&amp;t=h" title="Greene County, Missouri" rel="geolocation">Greene County</a> <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_ranger" title="Park ranger" rel="wikipedia">park ranger</a>, took the suspect into custody as he chanted “Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole…Ole, Ole”. The hooligan will likely be charged with driving while intoxicated, felony <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_damage" title="Property damage" rel="wikipedia">property damage</a>, trespassing and poorly impersonating an <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_people" title="English people" rel="wikipedia">Englishman</a>.</p>
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