Jacob or Jacobs?

Springfield, MO – After serving 5 years in the Army, former co-anchor and reporter Jerry Jacob is returning to KY3 giving Ozarkers the opportunity to mispronounce his last name again. Most KY3 viewers are confident that they know exactly how to say the Jacobs’ name, as he was a trusted and welcomed friend who delivered news in their living room for eleven years.

“I’m so happy Jerry Jacobs is coming back – I love him,” said Rachel Honkery who swears that there is an “s” at the end of his surname. “Of course! Yes, he’s always had that as long as I’ve known him,” confirmed Honkery, who has never actually met Jacob/s. Various opinions were voiced. “No, no, no, it is Jerry Jacob. No plurality. One guy, two first names; he’s a firsty-firsty, boy-boy – Jerry & Jacob,” said Ryan Trimmerton.

Sargent Jacob/s has reportedly been intrigued that people are overlooking his three tours of duty (Iraq, Haiti & Afghanistan) only to focus on his surname. “C’mon, it’s easy to remember right?” said KY3 News Director, “let me first say, that I love Jerry, and his last name is Jacommm” as he covered his mouth and mumbled while walking to get a cup of coffee.

StormTracker3 has rendered StormTracker 1 & 2 obsolete

Springfield, MO—Officials at KY3 have announced plans to auction off old weather forecasting equipment given the proven reliance of StormTracker3. StormTracker1 & StormTracker2 will be listed at a public auction this weekend. All proceeds will go toward the the purchase of future needs and an anticipated StormTracker4.

During a dramatic camera pan Chief Meteorologist Ron Hearst said, “Stormtrackers 1 and 2 served us well in the beginning; we just have no use for them now that we have StormTracker3.”

Reports suggest that the separation from ST1 & 2 was a difficult task for several members of the news team. While the aged equipment no longer met the needs of the StormTeam, the machines produced strong feelings of nostalgia.

“I remember when I first started at KY when StormTracker2 was cranking out reports…those were the days,” said former news anchor Jerry Jacob. StormTracker1 was installed in 1961 by Fred Miller who created the storm tracking mechanism out of a shoe box, a gyroscope and a tube of mercury. ln 1985, when Tom Dye moved over from KOLR-TV, Miller instructed Dye on how to make StormTracker2 to suit his needs. The secret blueprints were then passed on to create what Ozarkers rely on today as StormTracker3.

Ned Reynolds has agreed to preside over the public auction of the antiquated StormTracker equipment in exchange for a new SportsTracker model to use during the evening news.