This guy will make you like anything he does

Springfield, MO – Several diners around town identified the Men’s Wearhouse Guy having dinner around town this week, trying to impress people with his various ways of saying “You’re gonna like the way I…” to many people.

“I was eating dinner at Metro and this grey-bearded man walked up to me and said ‘You’re gonna like the way I flambé.’ I wasn’t even sure who the heck he was until he left and I was all ‘that was the Suit Guy!’” said Nicole Missionvern of Ozark.  Another Metropolitan Grill diner confirmed, “he came right over and said, ‘You’re gonna like the way I sauté’ and I was all, ‘I’m pretty content with my meal’. Who does that guy think he is?”

The overconfidence even carried over to after-dinner activities. Louis Freidborge claimed a bearded man in a nice suit driving a convertible car exclaimed to him, “You’re gonna like the way I make a left-handed turn onto Lone Pine”. Said Freidborge, “It was pretty impressive the way he executed the maneuver.”

Most who interacted with the Men’s Wearhouse Guy said they at first thought that he was the Most Interesting Man Alive until he opened his mouth. “I asked him if when he drank beer he drank Dos Equis, to which he replied, ‘You’re gonna like the way I drink beer’, then I knew it was the Suit Guy.

The Suit Guy has also made such claims as, “You’re gonna like the way I sleep,” “You’re gonna like the way I mow the lawn,” and “You’re gonna like the way I execute internet queries.”