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City to Hire Red Light Regulators

  Springfield, MO—City council is suspending efforts to re-activate its red light camera system and opting to hire 12 people to monitor traffic at major intersections. The new hires are possible due to sales tax revenue increases of 2.28 percent over last year. These new Red Light Regulators will be the first new hires in […]

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Meat Clothier Moves to Ozarks

  Springfield, MO – Franc Fernandez, creator of Lady Gaga’s infamous “meat dress” was seen in downtown Springfield last week looking for studio space. According to sources close to the designer, Fernandez is looking to create more meat and animal inspired designs and therefore moving to the Midwest close to farmlands is a natural progression […]

MJ’s Memorial Ceremony For Springfield Man a Thriller

Springfield, MO—Tom Garrett, a man from Springfield, is one of a million fans who registered to attend Michael Jackson‘s animatronics stunt double’s memorial ceremony in Los Angeles and won tickets to attend the event. In a stunning announcement, Jermaine Jackson, in an interview with Today Show host Matt Lauer, revealed that Jackson faked his death […]