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Einstein Bros Bagel Company Creates Uranium Enriched Bagel

  Springfield, MO- After years of pain-staking research, Einstein Bros Bagel Company finally created its first uranium enriched bagel. The bagel has not only been described as delicious, but also low in fat and high in death; the destroyer of worlds. The bagel is on sale now and is a big hit with numerous demographics. […]

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Basketball Star To Play At Middle School

Springfield MO.- Charlie Quirk, a Glendale High School senior, who was recently declared ineligible to play in this final year by the Missouri State High School Activities Association will play instead for Carver Middle School.  Apparently a loophole in MSHSAA guidelines does not prevent a player transferring back to middle school if high school credits are […]