All Entries Tagged With: "statue"
SGF Trucking Company to Haul Paterno Statue to Neverland Ranch
Springfield, MO – Local trucking company OptimusPrime has secured the transportation deal to move the statue of Joe Paterno from Happy Valley to Neverland Ranch. The move will take approximately 4 days driving time across the country and will begin early next week. “Fortunately, we found a buyer for the statue,” said a prominent Penn […]
Giant Cock Erected in Branson
Branson, MO-A giant white cock-a-doodle-doo has landed on Highway 76 in Branson at the Great American Steak & Chicken House which opened on Tuesday. Visitors who heard about the 43-foot tall structure wondered if it was indeed a colossus poultry or a monument to the male reproductive organ. “I heard it was a giant wiener, […]
Hammons’ Statue Tells Fortunes for Quarter
Springfield, MO—To dispense the considerable business knowledge acquired by local hotelier, John Q. Hammons, his likeness has been converted into a fortune telling machine. Those who seek business knowledge can be transformed from business novice to savvy professional one quarter at a time. “Let’s be honest, John hasn’t felt very good recently. We were looking […]
