Public Health Strengthened through Provocative Team Name

Man takes it to the hole against the Poopshooters

Springfield, MO – Recently, “The Poopshooters” joined the Y.M.C.A. co-ed adult basketball league and have been turning more than one head.  Consisting entirely of area proctologists, this new team is gaining attention not only by their basketball skills, but by their message.

Team captain Dr. Larry Schuler is proud of their little play on words. He believes that it will raise awareness about their chosen profession while reminding people about the importance of a healthy colon.

“When I play defense, I’m not only schooling my opponents by rejecting shots, I’m schooling them on how to reject colorectal cancer through routine rectal examinations,” said Schuler. “When we’re on the court, opponents tell us that an exam can be too embarrassing. Well it can’t be half as embarrassing as getting beaten by my shake and bake crossover!”

Although some league members think that the name “The Poopshooters” is distasteful, Y.M.C.A. officials say that it’s no worse than previous teams, sighting the Dunkin Donuts “Dunking Donuts”, Ms. Betty’s Defensive Driving School “Women Drivers”, and the Men’s Overactive Bladder Support Group “Double Dribblers”.

“Through our team play, we want people to realize that colon health is an important team player in overall health,” said Schuler.  “Our team motto is simple.  We’ll take anyone to the hole that won’t take us to theirs.”

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