Springfield, MO – Owner of the Rest on 7 mattress shop on Independence street has decided to close shop permanently citing a need to rest every day, all day long. “Being in business is hard. Taking customer orders, donating a portion of that to ‘charity’, and working 6 days a week takes its toll on a person,” said ownership. Furious customers couldn’t agree more.
“Man, it is about time someone stole my money to donate to charity. I haven’t been ripped off in quite a while. I guess this is the season of giving. To someone. Only to receive nothing in return. Just wasn’t planning to give away hundreds of thousands of dollars in exchange for the buckwheat treatment,” said Hal Fuque.
Stores in Joplin, Branson and Springfield all shut down leaving mass confusion in their wake. “I know that all over the world people sleep without the aid of a wide selection of bedding including Sealy Posturepedic, and Tempur-pedic, however, I wasn’t expecting to be sleeping on the floor this Christmas,” scoffed Gerald Thimblemack who ordered a back-rubbing, breakfast-preparing incontinent-prevention mattress.
Angry customers expressed regret at their Rest on 7 purchase, and are prepared to find some answers by tracking down the owner and shaking his giant mattress where all deposits have been made to get their money back. “I really can’t believe that he stuffed all of our money under his mattress, but that is the story going around town. I’ll search for it 24/7, no rest on Sunday,” grumbled Thimblemack.
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