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Lost Man Eats Friend to Survive Corn Maze
South of Springfield, MO – Local buddies Matt Roppen and Jeremy Koffrot had planned to enjoy a scary experience at Campbell’s Farm’s haunted maze and came away with an entirely horrific experience: trapped in the maze for 2 weeks, Roppen was reduced to commit acts of cannibalism in order to survive the corn labyrinth. Officials […]
FairCityNews.com | Sep 30, 2013 | Comments 0
Irresponsible Parents Flock to Parks Department’s Parents Night Out Program
Springfield, MO – The Parks Department has been flooded with request from irresponsible parents looking to drop their children off at the next event. Most inquires have consisted of calls from moms and dads who are seeking legal separation from their children that are imposing upon their lifestyles. “If you could…um…y’know take my kid for […]
FairCityNews.com | Apr 24, 2013 | Comments 0
