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Giant Flaming Eagle Terrorizes Independence Day Celebrators

Springfield, MO – Yesterday a rare flaming eagle was seen screaming across the night’s sky across the southeast side of town.  Witnesses said they were unsure what the flying object was until they heard a piercing shrill cry and saw the bird of freedom soaring over their homes, spitting fire from its glorious tail feathers. […]

Dude Freaks Out Neighbors with Firework Obsession

Greene County, MO—Blowing up bits of China one cracker at a time is Randy Closter’s favorite American pastime. He savors this time of the year like no other and keeps plenty of M80s on hand during the celebration season. This time of the year is held special by many people, however, Closter has a special […]