All Entries Tagged With: "Pumpkin"

Squash Seized, Slashed, and Smashed for Shocking Samhain Ceremony

  Dateline Springfield: Welcome back listeners. That was Macy Wallace with her new jazz hit, “City Lights.” We now interrupt this regularly schedule program with exciting news from Professor Farrell of the Chicago Observatory. Apparently, some explosions on the surface of Mars has jittered many scientist interested in – Hold on… This just in… A […]