All Entries Tagged With: "Time travel"
Group Fart Propels SGF Into the Future
Springfield, MO – The entire population of our fair city was thrust forward into time this weekend after hundreds of people trouser coughed at once while at the 33rd Sertoma Chili Cook Off at the EXPO Center. The consolidated butt honk lurched the entire city into the future by 2.5 seconds. “It was very stange…one […]
FairCityNews.com | Feb 24, 2014 | Comments 0
Man Arrested Collecting Fuel for Time Traveling Auto
JOPLIN, Mo.—A 48-year-old man from Webb City was arrested on charges of stealing restaurant grease. Joplin police said they saw Emmett Lathrop Brown Ph.D on Wednesday morning checking grease tanks at several restaurants and pumping grease out of at least one into a tank on his converted DeLorean. Police Cpl. Chuck Niess said Brown was […]
FairCityNews.com | Jun 01, 2009 | Comments 1
