Tyler Hansbrough to lead new NBA team in SEMO

Favorite son returns to hometown with new professional team P.B. Jays.

Poplar Bluff, MO – Tyler Hansbrough plans to found a new NBA team after completing his tenure with the University of North Carolina. The Tar Heels power forward says, “the people of Poplar Bluff deserve professional basketball, and I plan to bring it to them.”

Hansbrough says his new NBA team—the Jays of Poplar Bluff—will compete immediately and will make the playoffs this year with smooth creamy play, crunchy attacks to the hoop and sticky defense. Trade rumors swirl around such high profile names as Dwyane Wade, Kevin Garnett, Tony Parker and Yao Ming. Recently, Phoenix Suns Center Shaquille O’Neal posted a tweat on the social network Twitter that read, “get me to MO in a jiffy. I am the PB n’ J-daddy.”

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When reached for comment NBA commissioner David Stern said “I’ve taken the tour, sampled the fare, looked at the extraordinary video board–this is one exciting building. You cannot miss the video board, it is simply the best in the league.”

Poplar Bluff Mayor Susan K. Williams likes the idea of the additional revenue generated from the upcoming Smucker’s “Uncrustables Center”. She claims the additional attention to the area will be a strain on the local community at first but everyone plans to attend every home game and support the new team. The JM Smucker company plans to donate funds to local charities for each “jam” or slam dunk during home games.

James Pierman, longtime resident of the town, says, “I can’t wait for the PB Jays to munch on the competition this year.”

Coach Roy Williams is anticipated to announce his new position as the head coach of the PB Mules during his appearance at the 13th Annual Steak & Steak Dinner and Charity Auction to benefit the Boys & Girls Clubs of Springfield, MO April 30, 2009.