Boater Acquires Essential Gear

Kimberling City – Billy Dougal prepared for the coming boating season by purchasing a new strap for his sunglasses, officially securing his shades to his neck.

Originally acquired at Kum n’ Go store #224, Dougal justified his impulse purchase as a “little insurance policy” for the fashionable shades he purchased last summer under a tent on the side of US 160 highway.

Dougal, who owns a pontoon boat, plans to spend every weekend at Table Rock Lake this summer. “That is my ‘house’ boat. Man, I eat, sleep and smoke on my floating ferry of freedom,” he says.

Dougal plans to complete his lake outfit by donning a mesh crop t-shirt, foam Bass Pro cap, and cut off jean shorts to complement his wispy moustache.