Giant Hanging “L” Seen Over Skies

Springfield, MO—Residents were panicked to see a giant floating letter in the sky this past weekend. A large capital “L” was reportedly seen with occasionally triangle shaped unidentified objects.

“I saw the UFOs coming over the sky and I was just certain that aliens were coming back to claim their planet Earth they abandoned 5000 years ago,” said Ricky Bumswag, local resident and UFOlogist.

Several flights in the area were delayed or rerouted to avoid the giant floating “L” as a safety precaution. One pilot, Scully Branford, who landed at the downtown Springfield airport encountered the object. “It was the biggest letter I’d ever seen, most likely a san serif font, anyway I had to bank hard to the right in order to avoid a mid air collision between it and my Cessna,” said Branford.

Local weathermen Tom Trtan, Brandon Beck, Ted Keller, and Ron Hearst agree that the mystic symbol indicates a changing weather pattern. “The Ozarks are experiencing a low pressure area, or “low”, which is a region where the atmospheric pressure is lower in relation to the surrounding area,” said Beck.

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