Show Us Your Teats: Milk Farm Busted
FairCityNews.com | Dec 01, 2009 | Comments 2
Combination locks are placed on milking machine to prevent sale of raw milk
Conway, MO—Last week an undercover sting operation nabbed two crooked felonious outlaws hawking a controlled substance: raw milk. The milk maids nabbed in the months-long operation are charged with the reprehensible crime of selling “raw milk” to two undercover investigators on the parking lot of a Mama Jean’s natural food market.
Armand and Teddi Bechard of Conway, are being sued by Attorney General Chris Koster who wants to prevent them and their unprocessed milk at drop-off points in the Ozarks. “Utter disbelief. I feel utter disbelief that they would challenge Missouri’s Dairy Law. Especially section 196.935,” said Koster.
“I’m glad to get these drug dealers off our streets. Oh, they weren’t drug dealers? They were selling milk? Glad we’re being protected from allergy inducing substances instead of habit inducing chemical substances,” said Jean Naddy.
For now, the threat of consuming raw milk has been limited and has prevented links to e-coli contamination and gastrointestinal disease to those who “got raw milk”.
Other raw products and services have been investigated in the past by the Missouri Health Department including: Monday Night Raw, Eddie Murphy Raw, Reggae Ambassadors Worldwide (RAW), and Ride Around Washington (RAW).
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Everyone knows that milk is THE gateway drug. 99.9% of drug abusers, users and addicts started on the white stuff.
Now they (sic) came along and thought, ‘huh, we could give the cows some growth hormones that will cause them to yield two to three times as much milk and WHEN all that EXTRA milking irritation causes infection in their udders, we’ll load them up with antibiotics that, along with the growth hormone, will be transmitted to the consumers, then all these would be drug users can grow their own teets by the time they are 8 and have new babies to care for by the time they are 12, become resistent to common antibiotics, and won’t have either the time or life span (same as the cows) for all those other recreational drugs that ‘raw’ milk causes them to want to take, and even though the milk industry is one of the most highly government subsidized in the country, we’ll make a freaking killing. With all that cash we can buy legislation to outlaw any kind of milk but our kind of milk. We’ll criminalize anyone who opposes us and scare the bejeezuz out of everyone else about how dangerous ‘raw’ milk is to their health, and liberty. We are effing geniuses.”