Earthquake Evidence Reveals Fable As Fact

The ball of an angel

Guy, AR – Last nights late evening earthquake rattled may Ozark residents. The USGS reported this was on the magnitude of a 4.7 earthquake. Reports of how far north into Missouri that shock could be felt are sketchy as many Ozarkers may be making up false reports because they don’t want to be left out on all the news website chat rooms and not have any funny jokes on their wives falling out of bed or their hound dogs going crazy.

However, new evidence reveals the cause of the earthquake is more bizarre than many of the people originally interviewed on the matter.  Says local resident Olive Entrash, “I always told me kiddos that the thunder wuz just angels bowling to keep them from being skeerd of a storm. When I woke up and looked outside after the storm, why, there was a giant bowling ball on top of the burned out trailer in back!”

USGS experts have now made the statement that no it was not a earthquake, but merely an angel had dropped his giant bowling ball. Seems this fable of angels bowling is apparently a fact. This Holy Ball has now become quite the tourist attraction boosting the only local business – Guy’s Gas and Grub.

“People have no where else to use the potty so we have enforced a “No Pee Is Free” rule making them buy something first.” said the owner. “Its just a good business practice.” So far no angel has claimed the ball. However, the local priest reported that God spoke to him in a dream and ensured him that the angel who dropped the ball had points deducted and was banned from the Heavenly Lanes for a bit.

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