NFL Lockout Fantasy League Over

Reps score points for fantasy owners

Springfield, MO – Uber fantasy dorks were saddened to learn that the NFL lockout has passed this week and that they will now be forced to participate in regular season fantasy football. One player, Jeb Hontie said, “Man it was like the planets were aligning and opening up a parallel universe for us to play NFL Fantasy Lock Out. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity that only happens once a generation. Now that it is over, I don’t know what to say.”

NFL Fantasy Lockout works in a similar fashion to regular fantasy football where “owners” select or draft “players” to comprise a “team”. The Lockout version features “owners” drafting “player representatives” and even head coaches such as Roger Goodell or DeMaurice Smith to score fantasy points. The higher the cumulative score of the team, the more likely a victory.
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“My team ‘Playa Hatah’ had Peyton Manning, Drew Brees and Tom Brady on it. When they filed the Brady lawsuit against the NFL I cashed in on the points. It was awesome and helped lead me to a league victory,” said Newt Owens.

Previously, only fantasy football players from the 80’s had any sort of reference to the lock out fantasy football league. “Like it has been said, it is not every year that a commissioner, labor head and player representatives make up a fantasy football team. I’m just glad that I had the chance to witness and participate in it,” said Owens.

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