Local Bar Adds Kids Area

Outside the Boom Boom Room, kids have fun in an old Ford Bronco

Springfield MO.-  The Boom Boom Room, a bar on North Glenstone Street, announced today it will add a play area for kids to enjoy while their adult guardians sit in the bar and get hammered.  The play area will be a 1987 Ford Bronco that won’t start but will feature coloring books to give children something to do and a fold down back seat for nap time.

“Frankly, we got the idea from McDonald’s.”, said Skeeter Yokum manager of the Boom Boom Room.  “We saw adults going in the clown place to eat a burger and they turn their kids loose outside in a play area just for them.  We thought we could do the same thing instead of a happy meal for kids, we have happy hour for adults.  Since most happy hours are 4:00 to 7:00 this concept is proving to be real popular.  The best thing about this is that we don’t need any special license to do this.  What we offer is no different than the play area at a Doctors office.”
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The response from the Boom Boom Room’s customers has been positive.  Dewey Shorter, a daily regular with five kids, thinks this is a fantastic idea and one that has been needed for a long time.  “It’s great they have this place now.  I used to have to use my ’73 Pinto Wagon for my kids to wait.  Now the Bronco with coloring books is a huge upgrade.  Now my kids are begging me to go out drinking.”

The female patrons of the bar are just as excited for the new kid feature.  LaTanya Beefwit said this idea is so far ahead of its time.  “After I get off probation I’m going to see if there are franchise opportunities available.  People like myself who have screaming kids around them all day with the added pressure of being wanted on outstanding felony warrants need a place like this.  A chance to get rid of the kids for 4 or 5 hours and just get plain old fashion whiskey puke’n drunk.”