Kaleidoscope Pierces Building Just Because It Can

Building piercings and tattoos are increasing in popularity

Springfield, MO – Local trend-setting retail shop Kaleidoscope pierced an entire building just because they can. The building piercing was executed under supervision of several construction supervisors and 2 health inspectors. The piercing was performed as a promotional event to emphasize how piercings can be applied just about anywhere.

“Yeah I hired Kaleidoscope to pierce my backyard shed after I saw their building piercing…we hung a huge nipple ring from it to signify my rebellious spirit,” said Wes Fruiton. Building piercings are increasing in popularity thanks in part to the enormous piercing on the side of the Kaleidoscope building.

“The mortar piercing process is extremely tedious, much more so than a human Prince Albert what with the structural concerns and safety codes,” said punctual artist Sam Koffington, “in fact, the building laws are very strict…especially on historical buildings.” While the piercing fad is increasing, local requests for house tattoos are also on the rise.

“Yesterday we were wondering how we could make our house stand out from the ho-hum suburbia that we reside in. We landed on a koi pond tattoo with a dragon licking a nicotine patch on our garage door. Our friends and family will know exactly where we are located and hopefully the design will give us street cred to dissuade robbers and meth addicts from invading our house,” said Stephanie Lowerton of Highland Springs.