Surgical Supply Company Uses Ninjas

Wa-Pow! Surgical supplies delivered via ninja

Springfield, MO – According to the back of a van, Hankins Surgical Supply employs ninjas to deliver surgical supplies. The quiet, quick and efficient distribution network is responsible for putting surgical supplies into surgeon’s hands before they even know they need it.

“Long ago, ninjas were in high demand for their fierce fighting style and silent mode of locomotion. Today the need for ferocious fighters who can silently infiltrate enemy territories has dwindled. The folks at Hankins Surgical Supply have capitalized on the enormous talent pool of out-of-work ninjas and put them to work in a healthcare environment,” said historical professor Dwight Jennings.

The surgical supply ninjas are renowned for inserting key surgical instruments into the operating room at a moment’s notice. “I was in surgery and needed a secure, non-piercing hold or a pair of lightweight, disposable forceps and before I knew it they were on the table or in my hands, without me having to pick them up. These surgical ninjas are true heroes,” said emergency room surgeon Dr. Chris Sumpton.

One ninja who refused to be identified said, “これは私がよく待って、神のコンプレックスを持っているマスターを提供する多くの愚かな仕事を経験したことがないあなたに真実を伝えるには、1つの奇妙な仕事ですが、私は神の複合体を持っていたfuedal領主に仕えてきたと思います。それが完全に同じである私が間違っている”

Which, when roughly translated means “This is one weird job, to tell you the truth I’ve never experienced a more mindless job serving masters who have a god complex, well wait, I guess I have served feudal lords who had a god complex. I’m wrong it is completely the same.”

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