Honey Boo Boo Rallies for Claire McCaskill

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Springfield, MO – Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill got a campaign trail boost Tuesday as Honey Boo Boo – a reality television personality on TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo that features beauty pageant participants, filmed in and around rural McIntyre, Georgia – headlined two days of rallies as the Democrat maintains a competitive race against Republican candidate Todd Akin who is supported by the vagina-clown-car Duggar family of Arkansas.

National party support is streaming back to the embattled Republican after his suggestion that pregnancy rarely results from “legitimate rape.” A new poll shows legitimate rape wouldn’t be recognized by the Duggar family if it hit them in the pelvic bones as they are too busy reproducing rug-rats.

“I’ve never voted for Claire McCaskill, but because of Todd Akin & Honey Boo Boo, I will now,” said a woman in one ad, Diana, who describes herself as a “Republican and pro-life mother who respects her va-jay-jay”.

The Women Standing Pregnant with Akin luncheon in Springfield, Mo. featuring Michelle Duggar and hopes to swing control of the Senate to Republicans despite have seen their hopes dim in the face of their crazier-than-thou beliefs.