The Garage Sale – Motivational Speaker

Mike McMichaelson, Motivational Speaker

The time is 5:30 am and as the sun rises, today will not be any ordinary day.  Someone wraps at your door.  When you answer, there stands an old man with one thing in mind; he saw the ad and he wants your golf clubs.  You didn’t grab your glasses before you answered the door and it is still too dark to completely see his face, but you know he is there.  The smell of Old Spice and fresh coffee breath fills there air and then, he speaks…”I’ll give you 35 bucks for em’.”  Oddly, you know exactly what he is talking about.  It’s on the table now.  Your groggy but feel the excitement of the potential sale come over you like a fat girl at a desert buffet and you reply…”50 bucks and their yours.”  He nods and it is done.  As he walks away, you open the garage and smile…today is The Garage Sale.  Today is the day that you will sell shirts for a dime that cost $50, the couch that your dog pissed on for $15 and, even your grandma’s old sewing machine is not safe…it has all gotta go.  Funny thing is, it will.  People that you have never seen before will show up and raid this gloried swap meet and will walk away with all of your crap.  Entire families will come and their neighbors too and for one reason…to take advantage of your gluttony.  Instead of giving this stuff to these poor suckers, however, let’s see if we can get an extra nickel out of em’…real nice.  I guess after you have worked liked a dog for three days hanging everything up, pricing every little trinket and putting your family through hell; you can make enough to take everyone to dinner and maybe even ice cream if it is real successful.  Is it worth it though?  All that work for a few hundred bucks?  This is one of those societal abnormalities that has gone unexplained by the best psychologists in the land for many years.  Regardless, I suppose it is one way of bringing all of us together…together to do what we do best, try and screw one another.  Myself, I just think it is a pain in the ass.  Here is some motivation for you…just don’t buy so much, don’t eat so much that you out grow your clothes and, instead of a garage sale, just donate the stuff next time you greedy bastards.

 

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go…
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Mr. Mike McMichaelson

 

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