Man Reluctantly Takes Family To Strip Club For Best Steak in Town
FairCityNews.com | Jan 10, 2013 | Comments 0
Best steak in town
Springfield, MO- In an act of total desperation, a local man brought his family to an un-named strip club that boasts in having the best, cheapest steak in town. Family man Dalton Barlow knew that going to a strip club was totally deplorable, but he really, really likes good steak.
Barlow, a father of 3 and happily married man, noticed the marquee when coming home from a shopping trip for fishing lures at Bass Pro. The next week he insisted they try out new “restaurant” simply for the food, not the entertainment.
“It won’t be that big of a deal,” Barlow told his family on the way to the gentlemen’s club. “Kids, you keep your heads down, especially you, Greg. And Megan, this does not mean Daddy disrespects women. I just have to try this steak. Do you all think it will really be the best? I mean really?”
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Dalton quickly responded by saying it was for “tips, it is for tips only, honey.”
After the quick dinner the younger family members were told to look at the floor and quickly exit the strip club. Even after Greg left his Nintendo DS on the table, Mrs. Barlow just yelled out “just keep going, we will buy you a new one.”
One the way home, Dalton was asked if it “was all worth it”. The answer was yes.
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