Office Worker Lives A Lie During Bracket Water Cooler Conservation

Drowning NCAA sorrows

Springfield, MO- Winston Baxter had to face yet another day of deceit and deception when he had to fake a basic knowledge of NCAA tournament play.  Winston, who knows nothing about any form of sports whatsoever, feels that unless he tricks his fellow co-workers to believe he knows/cares about college basketball  he will not be accepted.

“First I tried flashcards to memorize random facts, but that was too hard, so I start living a lie,” says a tearful Winston. “Mostly it is just head nods, saying ‘totally’,  giving over excited  high-fives, and pretending to leave to take phone calls.”

Winston has been trying tactics of casually steering conversations to topics he does understand. This includes: the final contestants on “American Idol”, what happened last night on the “Following“,  trials and tribulations of marriage, and (in a last ditch effort) the early 90‘s video game NBA Jam.  None of the attempts have been successful, so the lies must continue.

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Baxter even went as far to buy a Louisville T-Shirt for causal Fridays.

“That T-Shirt was nothing, but a fresh coat of lies all over my body. It was literally drenched in deceit,” said Baxter. “I just picked it because I liked Cardinals and I knew where Louisville was.”

Baxter is looking forward to the end of the season, but dreading the start of baseball season.

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