Ozarks Dutch Oven Group Enjoys Trapping Farts

Member preparing to Dutch oven wife

Springfield, MO – With a simple sheet and a few grunts and gasses, members of the Ozarks Dutch Oven Group are making memories and sharing a pastime activity that reaches back hundreds of years.
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile butt fumes, known as the Dutch oven, was important to early American settlers and was a necessity for explorers, settlers and cattle drive cowboys to maintain warmth and a sense of humor in rougher times.

Members come from all over: Republic, Sarcoxie, Springfield, Bolivar, Nixa, Ozark, Neosho, Houston and even Arkansas. The group prides itself on learning and sharing techniques of the Dutch Oven that vary depending on regional preferences.
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“All these fart skills were handed down to me from one generation to the next, so my thing is keeping traditional skills alive,” Mike Trapper said, “You gotta keep fart trapping traditions alive.”

There are a variety of skill levels, too. Trapper said several members have been teaching and perfecting the Dutch Oven Alarm Clock where someone Dutch ovens a sleeping person while producing a smell so bad that the target wakes gagging and gasping for air forcing them to stick nose and mouth out of the sheets to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Since founding the group, longtime friends Jerry Ripper and Trapper have teamed up to competitively Dutch oven around the country. One of Trapper’s performances earned him third place at the Arkansas State Championship.