Protestors Impeach President Obama, Get Biden

SGF protestor realizes VP Biden is taking over

Springfield, MO – A group of seven protesters armed with flags and signs lined the Cherry Street overpass to U.S. 65 rallying for President Barack Obama’s impeachment as rush hour traffic whizzed by yesterday which lead to the literal impeachment of President Barack Obama.

According to witnesses, after the protest Article One of the United States Constitution was enacted within the House of Representatives, who has the sole power of impeachment, and the Senate tried President Barak Obama on impeachment charges, found him guilty and kicked him out of office.

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Press secretaries for the House of Representatives and the Senate pointed to evidence displayed on cardboard signs in Springfield as incriminating findings and initiated the  formal process in which the President was accused of unlawful activity, the outcome of which, included the removal of the President from office as well as forthcoming criminal or civil punishment.

According to legal proceedings Vice President Joe Biden will now have all powers once enjoyed by the former president. “Uhm….ah….” said one protestor, “did we really want this?” said another. “I think I didn’t really think this all the way through” said yet another protestor while listening to President Joe Biden belch the Presidential Oath of Office after slamming a can of Olympia beer.

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